Physics with Mr. Professor Chaosky

[Razer]

Yeah, I KINDA understand his theories.

[Chaosky]

I love actually having someone on the forum who does. Razer, you ask a lot of questions. That's a good thing keep it up.

[Razer]

Okay, Here's a Special one: How would Chao Animal Morphing Work, and Still have The original Animal in tact?

[Chaosky]

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And by special request from Mario's Razer, it's time for Science of Sonic The Hedgehog.

Well I don't know much about genetics but it's fairly simple. It would just add some of the animal's DNA to it's own while keeping it's original DNA code stored away. The chao would just have to touch the animal to do this.

Want to hear a joke?

What was the ancient Greek meaning of the word atom?



Basically, it meant uncuttable!



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[cat]

Awesome! But how do chao produce eggs when they are genderless?

[Jigglypuff...is mad ._.]

Yeah, I was just going to ask that.

[Chaosky]

And now it's time for physics with Mr. Professor Chaosky.


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Hello, today I will talk about how chao might produce eggs. I think that they would probably take some of their genetic material and then it would grow and form an egg around it. This would happen outside the body as it seems to appear instantly. Chao are some type of artificial life form so this isn't too unlikely. Join us next time when I show you how to make a particle collider using a shoestring and a boot.


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[bloodmeta]

Aug 23, 2009 0:36:28 GMT -5 Chaosky said:

I show you how to make a particle collider using a shoestring and a boot.

Holy Crap...

Boys, I Think We May Have Another Mac Gyver On Our Hands...

[Chaosky]

I guess JTO deleted his post. I explained it to him in the chat.

[Razer]

Another request, How would a Teleporter To and From Hell work? I just got Doom 3 and it got me thinking.

[Chaosky]

I'd have to know if Hell is a physical place first of all, maybe it would transport your spirit to a place only it has access to? Dimensional Portal? I don't know, I'd have to know what the hell Hell is. I can, however explain normal teleportation



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Hello, today I will be explaining a type of teleportation, quantum teleportation. When objectA begins vibrate at the exact same frequency as objectB, they become entangled by a type of dimensional portal (I don't know what the hell it is) and objectA's information is transported to objectB which then becomes a copy of objectA. During this process objectB's data is lost. This actually provides good support for string theory as it is controlled by the vibration of the objects. This just creates a copy of something rather than transporting the original but still is teleportation. Go look at the quantum teleportation experiment that was done a while ago, they managed to put the information of an object in light then rematerialize it elsewhere! It's likely similar to the technology that is in Star Trek!

Beam me up Einstein!



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Wait, why is it still recording? Well turn it off damnit!

I don't pay you to stand there! Wait, what was that? I'm making a complete what of myself? The most embarassing thing you've ever seen? And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone? Wait, this a keyboard! What the Hel- *Click!*

[Razer]

Chaosky, I'd rather read 8-hours worth of "Physics with Mr. Professor Chaosky" Than Go to school. ;D

[Chaosky]

I'd rather make it than go to school, I would learn a lot more too. Also Razer, the first time I saw your new avatar I almost swore out loud from surprise. ;D

[Razer]

What's that mean? Good swear or Bad?

[Razer]

If bad, YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF THE FSJAL!