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Post by Chaosky on Jul 18, 2009 13:55:22 GMT -5
Hello, when I first joined I said I might talk more about my theories so that's what this thread is for.
And now it's time for physics with Mr. Professor Chaosky.
MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH! (Smoking Gun World's Dumbest Reference)
Hello, today I will be talking about how to get infinite energy. One way to get infinite energy is to open up some sort of portal, like a wormhole, and connect it to all time periods at once. Imagine time as a video, we move from frame to frame to move through time. There are an infinite number of time frames, or "periods as I call them. Even if time has a beginning and an ending there are still infinite periods inbetween. if you take any amount of energy from each period, you can have infinite energy. This could be how the chaos and master emeralds would get their energy. That's all for now, join us next time when I show you how to make a time machine out of a soda can and a pipecleaner.
MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH!
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Post by Razer on Jul 18, 2009 16:13:09 GMT -5
My brain just blewd up. Thanks Mr. Proffesor Chaosky!
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Post by bloodmeta on Jul 18, 2009 18:18:12 GMT -5
...AWH
MAH
GAWD!
HE'S FRICKING MACK GIVVER!!! *shot*
And Coolio Natio 100th Post! ;D
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Post by Chaosky on Jul 19, 2009 11:34:11 GMT -5
And now it's time for physics with Mr. Professor Chaosky.
MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH!
Hello today I will tell you how to keep a wormhole open. It's been theorized that to keep a wormhole open you would need something like negative mass. A wormhole, when formed, stays open for a very short time. This is because the gravity within it causes it to collapse on itself. Something that has properties similar to negative mass has been found, it is called dark energy. It is the exact opposite of mass in at least one way which is that instead of creating a gravity field it creates something that repels. This is most likely why the galaxies in the universe are moving away from each other. Dark energy, if placed around a wormhole, could counteract the gravity and keep the wormhole open.
That's all for now, join us next time when I show you how to
use a lemon to cause chaos control.
MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH!
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Post by backdrop on Jul 19, 2009 15:01:13 GMT -5
the 1st one was lolwut? but the second one i understand completely  |
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Post by Chaosky on Jul 20, 2009 13:00:46 GMT -5
And now it's time for physics with Mr. Professor Chaosky.
MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH!
Hello, today I will talk about traveling to other universes. It's been theorized that space-time is actually similar to a foam. This would mean that you could break through space-time with a certain amount of energy. It is known that certain gamma rays reach a given destination faster than they should. It is possible that they have enough energy to go in an out of space-time which would explain how they could reach their destination faster than they could. If you went outside of space-time you might end up in a multiverse called Calabi Yau Space. This space has all dimensions active at once so there's no telling what could happen there. I can't put everything about it here. If you want to know more look it up. I'm not sure how you would move but you could get to another universe somehow. You might be lucky enough to find one with Sonic and friends!
That's all for now, join us next time when I show you how to make a dog out of fur and a gluestick.
MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH!
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Post by Razer on Jul 21, 2009 11:32:52 GMT -5
Do you work at a colledge or something?
That line "MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH!" always makes me smile.
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Post by Chaosky on Jul 21, 2009 15:13:44 GMT -5
And now it's time for physics with Mr. Professor Chaosky.
MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH!
Today I will be answering mail from random people.
Question #1: Do you workat a college?
A: No, I do not work at a college. If you look at my profile you will see that I am 13 years old.
Q#2: What is the MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH! thing all about?
A: It is taken from The Smoking Gun Presents: World's Dumbest.It is a parody of the parts when it says "PROFESSOR TONYA HARDING! YEAH!"
Q#3: This person said to put their name on here so that's what I'll do. They say their name is Tails Doll and they asked me to make a device that can detect something emmitting a certain amount of energy. I said it would be very easy to make but what they were looking for supposedly generated more energy than all the energy on Earth! I told them they would need some sort of government clearance for me to build this, who knows what could happen if it got into the wrong hands! I may look for this thing myself. That's all for now join us next time when we discuss the possible existence of the Tails Doll with Mr. Tails Doll.
MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH!
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Post by Chaosky on Jul 22, 2009 12:16:00 GMT -5
And now it's time for physics with Mr. Professor Chaosky.
MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH!
Hello, today I will tell you about String Theory. String Theory is a theory of what everything is made up of. It is the idea that everything is made up of small one dimensional loops which vibrate at different frequencies. These different vibrations are what cause materials like iron and wood to be so different from each other. There is so much information on String Theory that I can't put it all here. If you want to know more try researching it. That's all for now, join us next time when I show you how to make a superconductor with a bottle cap and string.
MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH!
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Post by Razer on Jul 22, 2009 12:39:44 GMT -5
Hey Chaosky. Do you have any explanation on how when I look at something normally, it looks normal color, but when I look really close at it, it's just a bunch of colors?
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Post by TailsDollFan on Jul 22, 2009 19:22:20 GMT -5
Hey Chaosky. Do you have any explanation on how when I look at something normally, it looks normal color, but when I look really close at it, it's just a bunch of colors? Because of light reflection, angle, the shadows, etc. Also, if you've noticed, all colors are made up of Red, blue, and green. Usually containing of different amounts of these colors, so when you look close up at something, you start to notice the different amount of these three primary colors.  This is also the reason of when you use Photshop and the like, when the window asking you to change the hue, etc. It's always measured in "RGB" Hello, when I first joined I said I might talk more about my theories so that's what this thread is for. And now it's time for physics with Mr. Professor Chaosky. MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH! (Smoking Gun World's Dumbest Reference) Hello, today I will be talking about how to get infinite energy. One way to get infinite energy is to open up some sort of portal, like a wormhole, and connect it to all time periods at once. Imagine time as a video, we move from frame to frame to move through time. There are an infinite number of time frames, or "periods as I call them. Even if time has a beginning and an ending there are still infinite periods inbetween. if you take any amount of energy from each period, you can have infinite energy. This could be how the chaos and master emeralds would get their energy. That's all for now, join us next time when I show you how to make a time machine out of a soda can and a pipecleaner. MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH! Impossible, as going into different periods of time would alter the past, present, and future. Therefor causing a rift in the Space/Time continuum, which could either change the universe for better or worse. And now it's time for physics with Mr. Professor Chaosky. MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH! Hello today I will tell you how to keep a wormhole open. It's been theorized that to keep a wormhole open you would need something like negative mass. A wormhole, when formed, stays open for a very short time. This is because the gravity within it causes it to collapse on itself. Something that has properties similar to negative mass has been found, it is called dark energy. It is the exact opposite of mass in at least one way which is that instead of creating a gravity field it creates something that repels. This is most likely why the galaxies in the universe are moving away from each other. Dark energy, if placed around a wormhole, could counteract the gravity and keep the wormhole open. That's all for now, join us next time when I show you how to use a lemon to cause chaos control. MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH! Old theory, made it with a friend and proved it using logic almost a year ago. And now it's time for physics with Mr. Professor Chaosky. MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH! Hello, today I will talk about traveling to other universes. It's been theorized that space-time is actually similar to a foam. This would mean that you could break through space-time with a certain amount of energy. It is known that certain gamma rays reach a given destination faster than they should. It is possible that they have enough energy to go in an out of space-time which would explain how they could reach their destination faster than they could. If you went outside of space-time you might end up in a multiverse called Calabi Yau Space. This space has all dimensions active at once so there's no telling what could happen there. I can't put everything about it here. If you want to know more look it up. I'm not sure how you would move but you could get to another universe somehow. You might be lucky enough to find one with Sonic and friends! That's all for now, join us next time when I show you how to make a dog out of fur and a gluestick. MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH! You pretty much explained this with the Wormhole theory. Also, you would need to travel faster than the speed of light to pretty much surpass space itself, and since that is impossible since you would either disitegrate or not be able to find this kind of momentum (Safely, it would be possible to use a Black Hole's Polarity to "Sling Shot" you faster than the speed of light, but it would be VERY risky.) Also, it is impossible to escape the universe, as there is no edge to escape from. The universe is finite, but it has no bounds. Also, even if you got outside the universe there is nothing there, as matter needs a universe to exist inside, so if you exit, you will probably disintegrate or something. Also, get an AIm or something, it seems I have another Science whizz I can talk to. ;D |
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Post by Chaosky on Jul 22, 2009 23:54:04 GMT -5
Wow. This is going to be tough. Going in order, first it looks like you beat me to the answer to his question. Second, I forgot to mention I would have to make a mini universe, possibly inside of another. There would be no timeline consequences that way. How I would do this I'm not too sure. I would have to use the quantum foam which makes up space-time in this universe. I wouldn't necessarily use the stuff from this universe. I'm not sure how I would get, let alone control it, so this theory is not for anytime soon. Third, it has been around awhile. This is not just my idea, it is known by many physicists. Fourth, you might be right here. I was a little rushed when typing this. Chances are that the dimensions in Calabi Yau Space are not organized in a way to support any type of matter. However you could use a dimensional projection field (basically the same thing as a free floating universe that you control) to be out there. I can't really say what would happen with all the dimensions in effect at once. So you are right here, just make a wormhole open to another universe. Also to get out of the universe, you should only need energy to break through the quantum foam. Since gamma rays seem to do it, a reasonable amount of energy too. Also, space-time isn't really thought of as a continuum anymore. Now it is thought of more as a foam. The term is Quantum Foam. One last last thing is that the infinite energy is the only one I've put on here that is really my original idea.
P.S: This may not have seemed that long to you but I have to type everything using my WII. I have to be on here secretly which I'm sure at least someone can understand.
P.P.S.: I sent you a PM so tell me if you got it, my connection wasn't working right.
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Post by Chaosky on Jul 24, 2009 9:54:15 GMT -5
And now it's time for physics with Mr. Professor Chaosky.
MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH!
Hello, today I will tell you about black holes. Black Holes are points of incredibly dense matter, usually forming when a very large star collapses. A neutron star will form, or if it is dense enough, a black hole. Black Holes warp space-time in a way so that there are no paths out in space-time once you are in. Not even light can escape from a black hole. There is an area in the black hole commomly called the point of no return. Once something reaches this area it is very difficult to get out. A black hole's gravity is finite so it should be possible to get out without infinite energy. To get out you would most likely warp space-time back into normal space. This would take an unbelieveable amount of energy however. A very respected phycisist, Stephen Hawking, works on black holes. One of his theories is that, over time, a black hole loses the mass inside of it. For more information on him check the internet. That's all for now, join us next time when I will show you how to make a washing machine out of a toothpick and a box.
MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH!
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Post by Jigglypuff...is mad ._. on Jul 24, 2009 10:33:44 GMT -5
Black Holes...SUPER TOTALLY AWESOME! XD
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Post by Razer on Jul 24, 2009 11:42:33 GMT -5
Chaosky... If you ever stop saying "MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH!" I'll be very upset.
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