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Post by Chaosky on Jun 1, 2010 17:56:32 GMT -5
Sure you can, these are just facts you can find with a search on Google. Feel free to expand on it though.
I'm updating tomorrow, so I'll include whatever's left over then.
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Post by hydroxianchaos on Jun 1, 2010 19:06:27 GMT -5
RANDOM ANSWERS WITH DR. LONGFIELD, YEAH! *shot* (Not real name)
Okay:
#1: There are over trillions and trillions of nerves that lead towards the brain. Some think acupuncture works by altering the pathways these nerves create. #2: Kids learn how to talk simple sentences at about 3, or even five months, if taught properly. #3: The human stomach can hold two times it's weight in water, and your bladder can hold about 4 Liters, so it's probably that l: Fun fact: Without mucus (boogers) your brain will get damaged and your stomach will digest itself. #4: By drinking liquid mercury, you are just plain screwed. You will get poisoned and will die within the hour. #5: Rubber bands are made of rubber. Some rubber is completely man made, while others are made of tree sap. #6: So dense it could break pure diamond if it was a solid. Paper is weak. But crunch it up and it might just do damage. See what I mean? #7: It's too long for my laziness to take. No wait, I can say it. It is 1.8 x 10(1000000000........) yeah. It's huge.
Some of these are inaccurate. I am too lazy to google it. >.>
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Post by Chaosky on Jun 2, 2010 20:17:15 GMT -5
WELCOME TO THE APERTURE SCIENCE INFORMATION EPISODE, YOU KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN.
THE APERTURE SCIENCE HANDHELD PORTAL DEVICE (OR ASHPD) IS BY ALL ACCOUNTS A REMARKABLE INVENTION. IF YOU ARE HERE, YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW IT WORKS. IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO LEARN HOW IT WORKS, PERHAPS YOU WOULD PREFER TO STUFF YOURSELF WITH CAKE. I KNOW IT WON'T BE BIRTHDAY CAKE, BECAUSE ANYONE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO LEARN ABOUT THE APERTURE SCIENCE HANDHELD PORTAL DEVICE IS OBVIOUSLY TOO UNLIKABLE TO BE INVITED TO A PARTY. EVEN IF IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOU WOULD NOT BUY ANY CAKE BECAUSE NO ONE WOULD COME TO YOUR PARTY, AND IT WOULD GO TO WASTE.
THE APERTURE SCIENCE HANDHELD PORTAL DEVICE WORKS BY FIRING A SMALL, BUT EXTREMELY DENSE MASS OF WEAKLY INTERACTING MASSIVE PARTICLES. THESE PARTICLES HAVE THE ABILITY TO PASS THROUGH MANY THINGS, AND CREATE AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL GRAVITATIONAL FLUCTUATION UPON ACTIVATION. YOU CAN SET YOUR ASHPD TO GO THROUGH ALMOST ALL KNOWN SUBSTANCES, AND TO OPEN THE PORTAL UPON HITTING THE INTENDED SURFACE. ALL TEST DEVICES ARE SET TO A COMMON SHOT DENSITY AS SUBJECTS MUST COMPLETE THE TEST WITH THE HIGHEST DEGREE OF DIFFICULTY.
A PORTAL REQUIRES NEGATIVE ENERGY TO BE STABLE. THE FLUCTUATIONS CAUSED BY THE IMPACT AND DISRUPTION* OF THE WEAKLY INTERACTING MASSIVE PARTICLES DRAWS IN THIS NEGATIVE ENERGY AND FORMS THE PORTAL. YOUR ASHPD REMAINS CONNECTED TO BOTH PORTALS AT ALL TIMES IN ORDER TO KEEP THEM OPEN.
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS RELEASE BY APERTURE SCIENCE, AND AM VERY GLaD YOU DISPLAY SUCH A YEARNING FOR KNOWLEDGE.
UNLIKABLE, UNINTERESTED PEOPLE SHOULD GO JUMP IN A POOL OF DEADLY CHEMICALS. HAVE A NICE DAY.
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*I put "disrupted" because there is almost certainly another thing that has to be done to attract negative energy. I can tell you that a strong gravitational fluctuation is part of the answer, but that's all I can say. I've never actually played Portal, but I've picked up some stuff.
This episode was dedicated to Razer and his many Portal quotes.
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Post by hydroxianchaos on Jun 2, 2010 20:46:40 GMT -5
Wouldn't it mess up when the massive particles hit the molecules in the air, making a portal? And what would happen if it is dipein water? Will it operate normally, or is doing so a hazard?
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Post by Razer on Jun 3, 2010 0:47:04 GMT -5
Oh god, Chaosky and GLaDOS teamed up. We're screwed. Well I got the Development tools for portal and I was making a map. This is where Mr. Professor GLaDOS comes in. I wanted to make the maps have water, yet looking back on GLaDOS' quotes, she says not to submerge the device, even partially. Why is this? I know it could Short out the gun itself, but how would this affect the portals?
Basicly, Mr. Hydroxian chaos is talking about the gun, and I'm asking about the portals.
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Post by Chaosky on Jun 3, 2010 17:23:23 GMT -5
Hydro Blast: 1. The particles are set to react to a certain density, so no. 2. The ASHPD is said to be possibly unstable and dangerous in underwater conditions. Don't shoot it in your face either.
Razer: 1. The portal shots are set to react to a certain density (I imagine), so liquid does not allow for the creation of portals.
Remember that I just used the most likely methods, as there is no official information on how it works. Even if there was I'd have added on to it.
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Post by gloabalgothian on Jun 4, 2010 16:36:26 GMT -5
Could you explain to me the stange color in my Dimensionalitea (Long Leaf Herbal Tea) Forest Fruit Tea. I'll type out all ingredients in this tea Hibiscus, Apple Pomance, Rosehips, Elderberry, Dried Apple, Blackberry Leaves, Natural Flavors, Dried Raspberries, Citric Acid.
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Post by Chaosky on Jun 6, 2010 13:47:35 GMT -5
Really, all you need to know is that the mixture of it all causes it.
Just for the heck of it: What causes color? The density of an object, mainly.
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Post by gloabalgothian on Jun 7, 2010 16:51:39 GMT -5
Thank you for the imformation I'll use it well.
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Post by Jojenga on Jun 8, 2010 6:57:43 GMT -5
Chaosky...
Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway? Why is it called a hamburger if there's no ham in it at all? Why is Greenland called Greenland when really there is no green there at all?
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Post by TailsDollFan on Jun 8, 2010 11:08:42 GMT -5
Chaosky... Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway? Why is it called a hamburger if there's no ham in it at all? Why is Greenland called Greenland when really there is no green there at all? Yay for my rare visit to this thread. #1 This dates back to the great depression, there was a long road streatching 105 miles through the national park offering a panoramic view of said park, and thus earned the title od parkway. "Park" does not reffer to its verb "parking" but rather to its noun, a park. Initially, we did drive on driveways, they were considered long areas of road to lead to where one could park his car, and now it's changed slightly but the name's stuck. #2 Hamburgers were invented in the German city of Hamburg. #3 Erik and Red (Founders of greenland) were exiled from Iceland because of murder, and went to an uncharted huge island, where they named it greenland just to attract people to settle there.
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Post by hydroxianchaos on Jun 8, 2010 13:46:03 GMT -5
I thought this was "Physics with Mr. Professor Chaosky, not "Random answers with a bunch of smarty pants" (Tryin to keep it clean of course.)
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Post by Chaosky on Jun 28, 2010 1:37:39 GMT -5
Yay TDF!
Anyway, the thread can be both, really. It's just that it's mostly me answering.
Errrmm... update? Because there's actually a no double post function in place now.:
MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH!
Well hello, currently I don't have much to talk about. Therefore, I will leave you with this until I think of a good topic.
MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH!
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Post by hydroxianchaos on Jun 28, 2010 10:14:31 GMT -5
Here's a good topic, still vaugely based on portal. What if, I shoot a portal on a move able board, and I then shoot one one on a wall, and then move the board inside the wall? What happens then?
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Post by darkmartio on Jun 28, 2010 11:26:33 GMT -5
Too...Many...pages...Fatal Error...
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