Physics with Mr. Professor Chaosky

[Chaosky]

WHOEVER CAN TELL ME WHAT DiZ STANDS FOR, YOU EARN 200 RESPECT!


I haven't been able to get on here much recently, can you say inactivity excuse?

Anyway, I just got to read the thread that probably came from. I'd say that if two universes crashed together, they would simply become one. Of course, it would probably be total chaos. That's a lot of force moving around, and who could even imagine what would happen if the universe had different laws of physics?! What if one of them was an antimatter universe?!?! (Think of physics as the U.S. government. Individual universes may have different laws of physics, (not all of them, (MR. (Are you sufficiently confused by this hole of parentheses?) Professor) of course.) they are like states. But there is likely an absolute form of physics (like the federal government) that sets the limits for the individual universes' power.

To put it in a better context, Federal physics overpowers state physics.)

You can merge universes peacefully, but it would take LUDICROUS ENERGY to prevent problems.

It is, of course, possible for universes to merge naturally without chaotic results, but this is highly improbable.


Now for RAZER!


Seeing as the nanobots would have a hive mind, it wouldn't be too tough. They could change the reflective surface on their outside to something that would reflect another color, or they could even emit their own light. I think that T series model can replicate things like human flesh, so it probably has other functions. Maybe it actually has the ability to form particles around it into the materials it needs.

Of course, since it was designed to infiltrate human territory, it might just have the ability to grow organic material, or at least something like it.



I THINK WILLIAM HAS A CLUE, WHAT PERSON DOES HE HAVE IN HIS SIGNATURE? START WITH THE GAME THAT PERSON IS FROM.

[Razer]

How would a Medic's Healer gun from Team Fortress 2 work?

[Chaosky]

MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH!


Geez, I can't seem to get on here regularly.


Anyway, it could be nanobots all over again, they could repair just about anything. It could also just be some sort of bacteria that repairs damage or something.

Those are the more practical explanations, but there are others. I also don't know what the gun is like, I'm sort of thinking of Shadow's heal cannon.


MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH!


I'll try to get on more often.

[Dornob]

How does the Tool Gun from Garry's Mod work with all that shit attached to it.

[Jojenga]

BORDERLANDS TEIM

If you play as the soldier class, you can level up enough to the point where you learn a skill called "Courterize" that basically lets you heal your teammates by shooting them. The effect of healing ALSO works when using grenades or rockets.

How would that work?

and on the topic of borderlands...

There are certain guns that have an elemental attachment to it. Anyone who owns the game instantly thinks of the Maliwan brand of guns, since they ONLY make elemental guns.

But ONE thing i dont get...well, 2 actually

The avaliable elements are Incindeary rounds (Fire), Exploding rounds, Corroding rounds (Acidic), and Shock rounds (Lightning)

The acidic rounds would melt the gun, but they dont...why?

The shock rounds would make the gun untouchable due to having electricity course through the whole gun, but it doesnt...why?

...WHOO, LONG POST :l

[Ness]

I HAS A QUESTION.

How does Kenny Die, Then come back to life in the next episode? o:

[Pyro]

Jan 30, 2010 16:13:39 GMT -5 Ness said:

I HAS A QUESTION.

How does Kenny Die, Then come back to life in the next episode? o:

That's a simple question even I can answer. Kenny doesn't exist, he is only a delusion.

[Ness]

...
Lies! D:


-shot-

[Chaosky]

MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH!


Okay, I've got some work to do here. I'd like to remind you that my main purpose with things like this is to see if it is at all possible, no matter how impractical.


Dornob, please give me more details than an actual doorknob would.


Anyway, Jojenga, you're up!




So let's see what we've got here... !



You're just trying to make my life difficult, aren't you?
YOU THROW A FRIGGING GRENADE AND IT HEALS THEM?!

OH NO, THAT MAKES SENSE! SO IF WE BLOW UP THE PLANET, EVERYONE WILL BE FEELING AS BRIGHT AS THE SUN?!


It'd cure sickness, I'll give you that.



Back to the topic at hand, just use your imagination!

Maybe the bullets release nanobots that heal allies, I don't know.
Maybe allies aren't hurt because they have a shield and your gun switches to healing mode when you target a friend.

THAT tested my limits of plausibility.



The weapons could hold acid with a regenerating layer of material, (Sort of like how your stomach uses mucus to hold acid.) a material that can withstand the acid or maybe the stuff's even magnetized for an electromagnetic field!

For a shock cannon, you just need to use materials that are not electrically conductive on the outside. That wouldn't even be necessary though, because you'd probably just shoot the charged particles out using an EM field.

(Field extends for targeting specific objects)



That's all for now, join us next time and you won't meet an untimely end.



MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH!






(Listen to the man Ness.)

[Chaosky]

So guys, I want to know what you are most interested in. I just talk about random stuff most of the time because I don't know what to put!

So really, tell me what that thing you're obsessed with is, it could be sleeping! I could make a good episode on sleep!

Also, two things you should look at that have nothing to do with the topic are another Sonic show video.





And for those who really like Kingdom Hearts

www.orglix.org/


These guys are hilarious, I really advise you to check them out.




I do want it to be known that I DO NOT LIKE KINGDOM HEARTS MORE THAN SONIC!

Got it memorized? *shot*

[Jojenga]

TIME FOR MORE BORDERLANDS STUFFS :3

i finally got around to playing as ALL the classes, and i noticed something about Brick, the Beserker...

He has a special ability that allows him to go into a blind rage, and all attacks are replaced by rapid punching.

BUT, here is where it gets kinda odd

Having your characters use these special artifacts, their special abilities can be elemented. Like the Soldier's ability could have a turfret with explosive rounds, flaming rounds...

yeah, you see where this is going.

how would it work if every time Brick punched something, it either got an electric shock, exploded, erupted in flames, or started melting from the acid?

[Chaosky]

MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH!


I truly wish I could say "it just does" but that's not my job, now is it?

Let's just say that he uses an energy to generate the "elements" described. Punches could could have you shooting acid basically out of nowhere by converting the energy to acid.

You might change particles around you to acid or maybe you do it some other way, it doesn't really matter.


Sorry if the quality of my work is degrading, I'm just having trouble getting motivated. This should cover my shortcomings.




See you next time!


MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH!

[Chaosky]

Sorry I'm taking so long, I'm really busy with other stuff. Mostly the new forum. ;D

[John Cyrus McCloud]

Well, I haven't even heard from you so long. However, I have three questions.

1. I know that genetics isn't your specialty, but how long would it take for results to show from genetically modifying an organism?
2. How would a Gravity Diffusion system work? I saw a diagram in F-Zero Falcon Densetsu, but I don't speak Japanese (yet).
3. I already know how a Warp/Jump Drive would work, but what about a Hyperdrive? They seem to have different methods for the same thing.

[Chaosky]

MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH!


Nice to see you again X!


1. This one is hard to say without knowing what the subject is/methods used are so I can't say.

2. Here we go to anti gravity.

Have you heard of dark energy? It's a negative mass matter with the exact opposite effect of gravity, meaning you could cancel all gravitational forces acting on you.
Of course, I have no clue how to control it...

3. Oh you'll love her! Comes equipped with a class 1 hyper drive!


That was my random simulation of events when buying a ship in the Star Wars world.
First, note that there are different levels of space in... space.

Gamma radiation has been shown to actually go in and out of the "foam" of space-time, thereby reaching its destination more quickly than normally possible. It does this because it has so much energy.

Anyway, a hyper drive goes deeper into the fabric of space to lessen the sort of "resistance" of space.
It also has is able to manipulate space to a much greater extent, bringing your location to you faster.

As clarification, common "faster than light drives" move space to you. To make it more efficient, they also bring you to a lower "subspace" or "hyperspace" state.


Join us next time when I show you how to build a thermonuclear missile out of a chapstick tube and dryer lint.


MR. PROFESSOR CHAOSKY! YEAH!