Post by Pyro on Oct 10, 2009 23:59:01 GMT -5
This will be he rough draft of a video I will make in the future... This is the only place that seemed where this could fit in...
Pyro: Welcome, today I will be reviewing an old popular sonic game known as: Sonic R. Sonic R is a racing game developed Traveller's Tales and Sega for the Sega Saturn... Because I don't have a Saturn, and my emulator's fucked up, I will be using the PC version...
I walk outside and the box is flung at my head.
Pyro: Alright, here it is.
Pyro sticks the disk into the drive.
Pyro: Now, because there was an error, I already set the game up...
Screen freezes at the selection screen with a choice between Directdraw and Direct3d or something. The camera zooms in on Pyro's face as he get's incredibly pissed...
Pyro: Shit-the-fuck! It's jacked up!
Pyro grabs the box and camera zooms in on the label: Windows 95 and 98
Pyro: No... Nothing but that... Vista's true weakness... SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pyro goes on a rampage
A while later...
Pyro: What the fuck! Vista really pisses me off... It's too picky and can just suck my balls... Gaaaaaaah.... Now I know why it was only a cent!
*Flashback*:
Pyro is browsing Amazon...
Pyro: Here it is, Sonic R... 30 Bucks!!!???? No way in hell am I going to pay that much... Oh, look, 1 cent... That's very reasonable...
*end flashback*
Pyro: I am such a dumbass... Fortunately, I have prepared and bought Sonic Gem Collection... And Sonic R is one of the games included... Now let's stick this motherfucker in...
Wen you start up the game, you have a choice of modes to choose from... Now there are 4 characters to choose from... And 5 characters are locked... First there is: Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Amy... But don't bother with Amy, I think she sucks... Now the other five are: Fat Bastard (Eggman), Metal Sonic, Metal Knuckles, Tails Doll, and Egg Robo... Is it me, or are these characters basically clones of the originals... Oh, and I forgot... Super Sonic is an unlockable character as well... Well, I usually choose tails, because he is epic and can fly... So let's start this game...
Camera zooms out while a demonic laughter is heard
???: You have fallen into my trap, Pyro... Now you will not escape... Especially because it's Halloween... *more demonic laughter*
Pyro: Welcome, today I will be reviewing an old popular sonic game known as: Sonic R. Sonic R is a racing game developed Traveller's Tales and Sega for the Sega Saturn... Because I don't have a Saturn, and my emulator's fucked up, I will be using the PC version...
I walk outside and the box is flung at my head.
Pyro: Alright, here it is.
Pyro sticks the disk into the drive.
Pyro: Now, because there was an error, I already set the game up...
Screen freezes at the selection screen with a choice between Directdraw and Direct3d or something. The camera zooms in on Pyro's face as he get's incredibly pissed...
Pyro: Shit-the-fuck! It's jacked up!
Pyro grabs the box and camera zooms in on the label: Windows 95 and 98
Pyro: No... Nothing but that... Vista's true weakness... SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pyro goes on a rampage
A while later...
Pyro: What the fuck! Vista really pisses me off... It's too picky and can just suck my balls... Gaaaaaaah.... Now I know why it was only a cent!
*Flashback*:
Pyro is browsing Amazon...
Pyro: Here it is, Sonic R... 30 Bucks!!!???? No way in hell am I going to pay that much... Oh, look, 1 cent... That's very reasonable...
*end flashback*
Pyro: I am such a dumbass... Fortunately, I have prepared and bought Sonic Gem Collection... And Sonic R is one of the games included... Now let's stick this motherfucker in...
Wen you start up the game, you have a choice of modes to choose from... Now there are 4 characters to choose from... And 5 characters are locked... First there is: Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Amy... But don't bother with Amy, I think she sucks... Now the other five are: Fat Bastard (Eggman), Metal Sonic, Metal Knuckles, Tails Doll, and Egg Robo... Is it me, or are these characters basically clones of the originals... Oh, and I forgot... Super Sonic is an unlockable character as well... Well, I usually choose tails, because he is epic and can fly... So let's start this game...
Camera zooms out while a demonic laughter is heard
???: You have fallen into my trap, Pyro... Now you will not escape... Especially because it's Halloween... *more demonic laughter*