Jojenga
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Post by Jojenga on Apr 24, 2009 19:45:26 GMT -5
Police said a 23-year-old man is in stable condition after he pretended that he was falling off a bridge over the Minnesota River, then actually fell off the bridge. Police got a call just before 5 a.m. Sunday from a 21-year-old man who said his friend fell off the Highway 77 bridge and into a marshy area about 30 feet below.
The caller said he was driving north when his friend, who he said had been drinking, told him to pull into the bridge's emergency lane so he could urinate.
The 23-year-old stood eventually climbed to the ledge of the bridge, then looked at his friend and pretended to fall. "He then in fact fell," reads a press release from the Bloomingtin Police Department.
Police from Bloomington and Eagan responded, and the Eagan Fire Department used a chair lift to retrieve the man. He was transported to Hennepin County Medical Center where was treated. _________________________________________________________
jeez...talk about stupid...
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Post by cat on Apr 29, 2009 18:42:18 GMT -5
oh wow... never knew a person could be THAT retarded.
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Post by tailsdoll9786 on Apr 29, 2009 22:46:59 GMT -5
Neither did I O.o
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Post by Ditherliss on Apr 30, 2009 0:50:44 GMT -5
He was drunk. Cut 'em a break.
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Post by tailsdoll9786 on Apr 30, 2009 17:56:26 GMT -5
Yeah but if he knew he was why'd he go do it?
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Post by Jojenga on May 7, 2009 15:17:43 GMT -5
Yeah but if he knew he was why'd he go do it? ....that is possibly the...best thing...i've heard all day... ...i think i'm gonna die laughing
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Post by Silvertails on May 7, 2009 16:50:55 GMT -5
Yeah but if he knew he was why'd he go do it? ....that is possibly the...best thing...i've heard all day... ...i think i'm gonna die laughing SAME. xDDD
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Post by Jojenga on May 9, 2009 22:21:22 GMT -5
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Post by sonicdc on May 9, 2009 23:01:03 GMT -5
OMG?! ive died laughing and this is my last statement... weel probobly my... *counts fingers and holds up three* 500th to last one
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Post by G-Virus on May 9, 2009 23:25:45 GMT -5
Heh heh, nice. But yeah I guess so.
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