Research Division: T.D.R.F

[bloodmeta]

Annoyed by people doing things that bothered me, I then got up from my bed and screamed to the others, "FOR THE LOVE OF RAPTOR JESUS, AM I THE ONLY SANE ONE AROUND HERE?!?" I then thought about it, then replied to myself with "Well, not that sane, but still, I'm the sanest one around here, with all the craziness and whatnot, I do believe I was sent here to guard these people from doing stupendous things to satisfy their tastes of violence and boredom..."

I then got up from my bed, stretched out the tiredness from my bones, and went downstairs to see what all the commotion was about.

As I walked down to a lab not in the particular location before, I came across Tom and Ness watching tentacles doing horrendous things to a plush of HSC. I then shaked my head at the sight, which, afterwards, I moved to the glass door, then lock-picked the plush out, making the scene stop. Afterwards, I said to myself, "If that were the real HSC, I would of given him mercy, but only that one time..."

I then stood at Tom and Ness, gazing through them as if my eyes were daggers, and yelled to the both of them, "WHAT THE FUCK?!? WHY WERE YOU TRYING TO HAVE THESE...TENTACLES... RAPE A DOLL OF HYPERSHADOWCLONE?" I then put my arms across my chest, then intensely continuing my sentence with, "You best tell me in the next five seconds or two, otherwise, what happened to this doll is going to happen to you... Only two times as worse with every heavy metal song that comes to mind..."

[Kon]

Looming in the distance was a rather peculiar floating airship, as if that wasn't obvious by the fact that it was floating.As it got closer and ever so closer, the features on it could be made out easier....and hell you could even see how big the thing really was.If I were to describe the size in one sentence I would describe it as being "Bigger then two Wal-marts put together", and that's pretty damn big.But that's not the point, as an eery voice rang out from the craft...

"TDRF!Prepare to face the wrath of Dr.V!BWAHAHAHA"

As a sworm of henchmen dropped down from the ship, and quickly swarmed the compound as the sound of a car engine revving was heard.Kon sped forward in his car reaching for his radio as "ASSCLAMP!" (The previous is a link.) started playing as he sped up, henchmen's bodies being crushed beneath his wheels.The cries for mercy were heard, as well as the sound of snapping bones and crushing organs.

As then I steered the car into the wall, flying threw the windshield, and then threw the window as I slid acrossed the table my face slamming into the wall as I raised my hand and weakly said...

"I'M OK..."

[Ness]

(I threw Tom into the door so he gets raped too)

"Um...Chris i can explain. see it all happened when- oh fuck it." Ness then jumped out of the window and flew off to his secret spot.

[bloodmeta]

I was quenched for an explanation of what was happening, besides, I have a job to do... Keep these people from killing each other, and also keep them sane while I was doing so. So, I then jumped out of the window to confront Ness for an explanation, when it suddenly dawned on myself that I didn't know where his secret spot was.

I then shook my head, making a "Tsk tsk tsk," sound while doing so. Afterwards, I then pulled out my Silenced ACR with Red Dot Sight and a Heartbeat Sensor, at which I then looked at the Heartbeat Sensor, and follow the little dot to Ness' secret spot.

I then questioned him with "Surprised? Anyway, tell me what happened there, what went on, etc."

[Ness]

"Well, it all started when, i was eating butter toast. then i went to tom's room and glomped him. then HSC's dummy fell over and tom threw it in the tentical lab. then i asked for popcorn. and then you came in the room. then i flew away. and that is how we bacame Toast with butter." I said, acting like a retard.

[HyperShadowClone]

Waving off Tom's claim that I was GodMod dodging, since although it was true, it was all I could do to counter his GodModding, I went over to my fridge, got out a pie, and popped it in the microwave. After it was cooked, I got it out, covered it with tomato sauce and then sat down.
Eager to fill my stomache, I took a huge bite out of the pie. I chewed it a bit, then realized something was wrong...
I coughed and spluttered, spitting the pie out of my mouth.
"VEGETARIAN!?!? MY ONE WEAKNESS!!" I yelled as I chucked the rest of the pie across the room.

[Ness]

"BUTTER TOAST" i said to Chris.

[HyperShadowClone]

"Hmm..." I thought, "Who could have put that vegetarian pie in my fridge... There's noone that could unless-- No... No! NO! IT CAN'T BE! HE CAN'T BE BACK! NOOOOO!" I yelled after it occured to me who must have done such an evil deed.

[Ness]

"BUTTER TOASTTTT AND GRAVY" i said retardily to Chris

[bloodmeta]

I then looked at Ness as if he were crazy or something, which I then thought over it a moment.

As he was speaking like a moron, I took a picture of him for no obvious reason, thus giving out a picture WORTH 10,000 PP POINTS!!!@@@111

After I got the picture developed out of the camera, I then yelled out, "FANNNNTASTIC!!!" and then walked out to the main old building once again.

[Kon]

I pry myself off of the wall as I quickly run towards the kitchen tripping over the table breaking it and sending broken dishes and food in every way possible.

[tom641]

*looks down*
"Hey, i LIKE tenticles."
*strips and dives*

[HyperShadowClone]

(@zee Red Spy: I'm not in the main building, I'm in my secret-which-only-me-and-one-other-secret-person-know-about underground base. :3 )

I sat in the corner in the fetal position, slowly rocking back and forth constantly muttering "Nonononononononononononononono"

[bloodmeta]

I then replied to Zee Red Spy's question with "Yup, this could do awesomely on my wall of pictures, besides, I gained a new skill too, Disembowel!"

[Kon]

I quickly get up from the table chunks of glass sticking out of various placed on my body, as I look at everyone in a questioning tone.

"Why are you all staring at me?Do I have something in my teeth?"