Research Division: T.D.R.F

[Kon]

Deep in the rain forest there...Oh what the hell am I saying?Deep in the concrete jungle.....no that's not quite right either.Situated in a valley, laying on a rather featureless grounds area....lies the "T.D.R.L Compound" a rather large area comprising of several big buildings.
Inside them lie the researchers and testers who research the tails doll curse, a group of fearless individuals.Fighting to free the land of the horrid control of tails doll....But this isn't their story.

This is about T.D.R.F taking place down the road in an equally large compound, but rather....old and seemingly unused other then the main building.Inside it lies the rooms of the members one of which is Kon....the well....you can't really describe him in any words that don't make you sound insane.

On top of the building he stood, looking down holding an umbrella, as he got ready to do something seemingly rather stupid.As he jumped off the building, the umbrella proving as more of a nuisance then a help.As he flew towards the ground slamming onto it the sound of his crushing bones were heard.As a loud beeping rang....the alarm that signaled whenever Kon did something stupid to injure himself.

A loud ringing flooded the compound, as he unconciously groaned in pain twitching on the grassy ground.....completely and totally unconscious as if you didn't notice that before.

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[Ness]

I woke up, hearing the loud noise.
"WHAT. THE. FUCK. WAS. THAT." i screamed.
"oh who gives a fuck."
NESS RAN DOWN TEH HALLWAYZ TO TOMS ROOM CRASHING INTO PICTURES AS HE RAN.
"Good moring Tommy-sama."

[tom641]

*thinking* hmm. its morning...
loud noise bad in morning.
make bad noise go way now.
*hits a button on his dresser*
SCANNING NOISE
HUMANOID IN ORIGIN
DESTROY LIFEFORM: NESS.
"Hmm? Ness? *yawn*"
5...4...

[Ness]

"YESH TOM IT ISH MEH NESS. KON JUST JUMPED OFF THE BUILDING AND THAT IS WHAT MADE THE ALAR- wait. what is that noise tommy-sama?"

[tom641]

"Oh, those are deadly weapons. Step 3 steps back."

[Ness]

"ok."
Ness steped back 3 steps

[tom641]

*guns and missiles shoot all narrowly missing you, guns go back into "hide" mode.*

"Good Morning Ness."

[Kon]

"MY BONES FEEL LIKE MASHED POTATOES, I THOUGHT I WAS BATMAN ENOUGH TO JUST GLIDE SAFELY DOWN." Were Kon's first words after waking up on the ground in a pool of his own blood.

[Ness]

"TOMMY-SAMA!" -glomp-

[HyperShadowClone]

I woke up to the annoying alarms and sounds.
"Ugh. What has Kon done this time?" I asked the roof of my room as I stared at it, still in a sleepy daze.
"Well, I'd better see what he's done." I said, getting up and sleepily walking through the door... Into my closet.

[tom641]

*glomped* Hi ness.

[Ness]

"Hi Tommy-sama" I said, excited to see him

[tom641]

*Gets up* "What in the fridge I wonder..."

[Kon]

Quickly boring of laying on his broken leg.....and arm....he slowly dragged himself up, and over the "RANDOM THREAT" button he had installed for no real purpose.As he pushed it, a scaly small dinosaur like creature appeared and ran off knocking him to the ground.As he teared up....

"This is what makes this job so rewarding.....introducing threats into what should be a completely safe environment."

As he reached up to wipe the tear from his eye, watching the creature tearing the place apart, as he laid his head down on the ground and fell asleep....snoring loudly ofcourse.

[HyperShadowClone]

I opened my eyes, having fallen asleep after walking into the closet.
"... Where the hell am I?" I asked myself, feeling a bit claustrophobic in the small space, and wondering what all these things were dangling around me.
"Ugh, I blame Ray..." I mumbled to myself, and leaned backwards against the closet door, forcing it open as I fell out, knocking my head on the corner of my bed, and going unconscious.