Post by TailsDollFan on Nov 14, 2009 20:13:54 GMT -5
My first flash evuur plz don't blam. ):
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Ray was walking through a pretty meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied an oh god what is this Cat lying under a tree.
Ray skipped over to see the dear thing and was unable to find that he was hurt! A Scrotum had pierced his casual little Stomach and he whimpered lulzily with the pain.
"My gay little friend," Ray said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the Scrotum, as lovely as he could. The Cat cried out and Ray's heart ached, like uh um whatever. "You'll be all right," Ray whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Big and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Big up in his arms, Ray carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Ray nursed Big, cleaning his Stomach and feeding him Weirdo-brand gunpowder.
On the eighth night, Big climbed into bed with Ray. He burrowed under the covers and waveily penatrated Ray's asshole. It made Ray giggle and he cuddled close to Big, stroking his scrotum and singing neverlyly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Ray hurried home so he could curl up with Big. It gave him a no feeling whenever Big penatrated his asshole.
Then one night, Big looked up at Ray and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a retarded prince."
Ray screamed sexily, he was so surprised. How could a Cat talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Big said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Ray said and kissed Big on his Asshole. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a retarded prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Big," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Ray said.
"See?" Big said and showed Ray the scar from the Scrotum on his Stomach. Then he kissed Ray and they tumbled on a and did a lot of very awesome things, some of them involving a piledriver.
"I love you," Big said when they were done. Ray clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Big had stashed away.
And if Big didn't know about Ray's visits to the Cat sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
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Ray was walking through a pretty meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied an oh god what is this Cat lying under a tree.
Ray skipped over to see the dear thing and was unable to find that he was hurt! A Scrotum had pierced his casual little Stomach and he whimpered lulzily with the pain.
"My gay little friend," Ray said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the Scrotum, as lovely as he could. The Cat cried out and Ray's heart ached, like uh um whatever. "You'll be all right," Ray whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Big and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Big up in his arms, Ray carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Ray nursed Big, cleaning his Stomach and feeding him Weirdo-brand gunpowder.
On the eighth night, Big climbed into bed with Ray. He burrowed under the covers and waveily penatrated Ray's asshole. It made Ray giggle and he cuddled close to Big, stroking his scrotum and singing neverlyly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Ray hurried home so he could curl up with Big. It gave him a no feeling whenever Big penatrated his asshole.
Then one night, Big looked up at Ray and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a retarded prince."
Ray screamed sexily, he was so surprised. How could a Cat talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Big said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Ray said and kissed Big on his Asshole. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a retarded prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Big," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Ray said.
"See?" Big said and showed Ray the scar from the Scrotum on his Stomach. Then he kissed Ray and they tumbled on a and did a lot of very awesome things, some of them involving a piledriver.
"I love you," Big said when they were done. Ray clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Big had stashed away.
And if Big didn't know about Ray's visits to the Cat sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.