I.M. Disappoint
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Post by I.M. Disappoint on Sept 23, 2009 10:46:22 GMT -5
Don't feel bad 1,000. this is all lines from a game called Portal. Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct... |
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Post by Jigglypuff...is mad ._. on Sept 23, 2009 14:10:31 GMT -5
Sigh, I'm sorry.
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Post by I.M. Disappoint on Sept 23, 2009 20:43:27 GMT -5
Two plus two is FFFFFFFFF 10. IN BASE 4, I'M FINE! |
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Post by Jigglypuff...is mad ._. on Sept 24, 2009 14:05:09 GMT -5
Ok.
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Post by I.M. Disappoint on Sept 24, 2009 18:27:37 GMT -5
Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye!" and you were like "NO WAY!" and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you.". That was great...
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Post by Jigglypuff...is mad ._. on Sept 25, 2009 14:28:32 GMT -5
...that never happend.
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Post by I.M. Disappoint on Sept 25, 2009 15:53:35 GMT -5
Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room? Seriously now...
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Post by Jigglypuff...is mad ._. on Sept 26, 2009 9:27:54 GMT -5
No, seriously now, you didn't say that.
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Post by I.M. Disappoint on Sept 26, 2009 12:21:17 GMT -5
Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you have managed to break so far, is my heart. Why don't we just settle for that and call it a day? I guess we both know that isn't going to happen! You chose this path, and now I have surprise for you! Deploying surprise in 5, 4- Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before. Never mind, it's a mystery I'll solve later, by myself, because you'll be dead.
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Post by Jigglypuff...is mad ._. on Sept 26, 2009 13:25:38 GMT -5
...what?
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Post by I.M. Disappoint on Sept 26, 2009 14:20:28 GMT -5
Okay, fine, DO touch it! Just pick it up and, stuff it back into me.
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Post by Jigglypuff...is mad ._. on Sept 26, 2009 16:19:33 GMT -5
I don't do it.
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Post by I.M. Disappoint on Sept 26, 2009 16:31:05 GMT -5
I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you... which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here. I'll put you on. That's you! That's how dumb you sound! You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong? |
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Post by Jigglypuff...is mad ._. on Sept 26, 2009 19:15:08 GMT -5
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Post by I.M. Disappoint on Sept 26, 2009 19:29:22 GMT -5
Look - we're both stuck in this place. I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live, and I'll live in the other half. We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it.
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