Post by Jojenga on Apr 25, 2009 12:10:26 GMT -5
And its time for the ever-so-humiliating weeekend rants!!
basically, i'm gonna blow off my very surpressed steam on a few celebs who deserve it...and a few famous people who aren't celebs, but i'll make my fun of them anyways...
ok...to start this b**ch off...
Okay, i am sick and tired of all this Jonas Bros. fandom crap. IT IS DRIVING ME F***ING INSANE!!!!!
If you listen to ANY of their songs AT ALL, and if you are a female above the age of 12, you will vomit, your eyes will bleed, and you will want to JAM A RAILROAD SPIKE THROUGH NICK JONAS'S HEAD!!! I mean, yes. They make songs and i don't. But if i did, and i knew how to play guitar, i would be a GOD OF ROCK!!
They consider themselves a rock band? No...just...no. I WOULD RATHER LISTEN TO F***ING BARRY MANALO'S "COPA CABANA" FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE RATHER THAN LISTEN TO THEIR "MUSIC"!!!
Honestly...even Dane Cook's movies are better than the ear rape they call "music". Listen, i can guess that the people who disagree with me are saying like...
1. Nick Jonas is better than you'll ever be!
2. ima kik ur azz for inzulting nik jonas!!
3...wait, ya know what? F*** NUMBER 3
In fact, i'd do much better as a song writer rather than anything else...though i'm still gonna take guitar lessons...and scour the globe to beg Yngwie Malmsteen for some lessons
...who...is yngwie malmsteen?...WHO IS YNGWIE MALMSTEEN???
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpDblDia5TE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P7tCmLyp7Q
Thats yngwie...btw, his first name is pronounced ING-VAY
Why am i talking about him when i was just talking about Nick Jonas?...well, talking about that retard made me gag on my own puke, so i HAD to stop...
Sincerely, Jojenga
basically, i'm gonna blow off my very surpressed steam on a few celebs who deserve it...and a few famous people who aren't celebs, but i'll make my fun of them anyways...
ok...to start this b**ch off...
Okay, i am sick and tired of all this Jonas Bros. fandom crap. IT IS DRIVING ME F***ING INSANE!!!!!
If you listen to ANY of their songs AT ALL, and if you are a female above the age of 12, you will vomit, your eyes will bleed, and you will want to JAM A RAILROAD SPIKE THROUGH NICK JONAS'S HEAD!!! I mean, yes. They make songs and i don't. But if i did, and i knew how to play guitar, i would be a GOD OF ROCK!!
They consider themselves a rock band? No...just...no. I WOULD RATHER LISTEN TO F***ING BARRY MANALO'S "COPA CABANA" FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE RATHER THAN LISTEN TO THEIR "MUSIC"!!!
Honestly...even Dane Cook's movies are better than the ear rape they call "music". Listen, i can guess that the people who disagree with me are saying like...
1. Nick Jonas is better than you'll ever be!
2. ima kik ur azz for inzulting nik jonas!!
3...wait, ya know what? F*** NUMBER 3
In fact, i'd do much better as a song writer rather than anything else...though i'm still gonna take guitar lessons...and scour the globe to beg Yngwie Malmsteen for some lessons
...who...is yngwie malmsteen?...WHO IS YNGWIE MALMSTEEN???
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpDblDia5TE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P7tCmLyp7Q
Thats yngwie...btw, his first name is pronounced ING-VAY
Why am i talking about him when i was just talking about Nick Jonas?...well, talking about that retard made me gag on my own puke, so i HAD to stop...
Sincerely, Jojenga