Now I know I haven't told any of you this, but me and my good pal Big the Cat have always been throwing around the idea of hitting the open road, doing a bit of sightseeing and simply traveling the world like only free spirits can. It's something we've always thought about but never got around to doing, like joining a health club, antiquing, and committing suicide. Well we finally put that plan to action recently and I can only say it's been wonderful so I figured I'd share some of the snapshots we took together as we trotted the globe. Where better to start such a journey off with home sweet home, though? So here we are just as morning arrives and it's finally time to take the first step on our wonderful journey!
Ah, just look at the big guy raring to go! Not yet, fella. We still have to pack!
Oh yeah, that was quite the frantic moment. Big lost his Froggy scented bodywash and we had to spend forever finding it. To make matters worse, we got a call saying our ride was coming an hour earlier! Now how were we supposed to make the deadline!? Somehow, though, we all pulled it together and had our things pack, and just in time, too. Look everyone, the bus just arrived!
Goodbye, everybody! This'll be the last time we see this festering yuppie shithole wonderful neighborhood in a while! Be sure to write!
We knew our journey would be adventurous, but we didn't know it would start before even reaching our first destination, but lo and behold, as we pull into the first hotel stop on our way and the receptionist hands us the binder to sign in to, we skim through the list of names and find that the Olsen Twins are staying here! Can you believe it!? The Olsen Twins! Oh man, we were such big fans, we had to stop and see them right away! It was everything that we had dreamed about. They were such nice people, always willing to extend a smile and a gentle wave to anyone that had stopped by to say hi. They even offered us some red rum and Doublemint Gum! How were we to refuse!?