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Post by Ray on Aug 2, 2010 7:47:56 GMT -5
..my buddy Keith drowned in the Tunnel of Love? You wouldn't think it could happen 'cause the water's so shallow, but that's how it gets you, man. Overconfidence. Keith was with his lady at the time, and he was yellin' for her to save him, but she didn't want to get wet.
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Post by Shadow Doll on Aug 2, 2010 7:59:24 GMT -5
Thats it? Didn't wanna get wet? That's sad man, just plain sad.
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Post by Ray on Aug 2, 2010 10:48:05 GMT -5
Yo, my buddy Keith had his car drop in a lake off a bridge just like this one here... Yeah, see, he was driving over it late at night and there over the bridge was what looked like, In Keith's estimation, a dead bear, so Keith gets out of his car to find a stick to poke at it, right? Well it turns out it's just some lady's fur coat that musta fallen out her car, so hey, free coat, right? Now, owls won't normally attack a man, but in this case they were hungry, and that made them reckless, man. Keith reckons that they musta been there for hours watchin' what they thought was a bear carcass, cause as soon as he picked it up, man, them owls had their claws in him inch deep. Well, Keith figures his best bet is to jump in a lake, 'cause owls can't swim. Well, them owls could. Keith fought them for like 20 minutes treading water, and during that time the bridge went up and down went Keith's car. Man, sometimes nature's just tryin' to teach us, if we'd only listen.
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