MAYH FUIRST FAUYN FUYCTION omg Jul 8, 2010 11:54:27 GMT -5
Post by bloodmeta on Jul 8, 2010 11:54:27 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]THE BEST FANFICTION EVUR OMG 43: ELECTRIC BUGGALOO!!![/size][/shadow]
Sonic the Hedgehog ran very quickly down the hall to where the fire was coming from. While running he ducked into a rolling spin and made a sound like "@@@@@@@!" so he could dodge the fireball lasers.
At the top of the staircase he stood up and shouted at the top of the staircase "Sephiroth!" The man with long hair turned slowly and with a flash of his sword removed Sonic's nipples from his body.
"OUCH that hurts!1" cried Sonic, hurting. "Looks like I will need the power of the CHAOS CRYSTAL for this opponent!" and he raised up a handful of glowing gems.
The light from the jewels summoned all the legendary pokemon in the world together and they fused together into a Pyschic Ghost Dragon Pokemon. "LEAVE THIS TO ME, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!" it said in the voice a thousand monsters, and shot a giant Hadouken at Sephiroth.
Sephiroth bounced it back with a spin of his blade, and it hit the Psy-Gho-Dra-Mon in the face, crashing him to the floor and half-crushing No-Nipples Sonic. "This is bad!" said Half-Dead No-Nipples the Hedgehog. "It looks like we will need to call for that man, Psyghodramon!"
"YES" he agreed, and used his 7 physic goat dragon balls to make a wish "SEND US THE CHOSEN HERO OF PROPHECY!" as Sephiroth slowly descended to finish them off.
Just then a bright light from the sky shone, and the Grand Master Big the Cat descended from the moon on rocket powered rocket boots, with some sort of black recolored fox on his right arm, and a giant erect penis that stood at a towering 2 foot long measure. When he landed, there was a chorus and fanfare of trumpets, and he lowered his sunglasses and said "Oh hai thar"
"Who are you" said Sephiroth as he threw a ninja star at light speed at Big. Big turned and came at the star, with help of ultra masturbation from F-Zero, and the bright light instantly dissolved it into space dust. "Pretty good," said Sephiroth, "but your still gonna loose!" and he transformed into Super Saiyan 4 Sephiroth.
"Take this!" he screamed as he flew towards Big the Cat. Big flexed a single muscle, generating an awesome MANWAVE that overpowered Super Sephiroth and sent him flying into space, frozen forever in defeat.
"Thank you for saving us, Big" said the world. "You are so strong and cool, and are the best rapist around!"
"I know," he replied, and jumped back up to the moon with a cat face that cured Keanu Reeves of his depression, as well as reviving the 4th Hokage, and generating a giant Wal-Mart somewhere, and ultimately, making him rape
SUO ORUIGINAUYL, DUN'T STEUEEL >:C
(First version was made by JohnSu on Deviantart. THIS IS AN AWESOME EDIT OF THAT. Also, this should become a fad)