The Scariest Thing ever Posted

[bloodmeta]

This took ever inch of my reality and FUCKING CRUSHED IT UNDER A FUCKING STEAMROLLER IN FRONT OF MY EYES, as I (kinda) wrote this. (Yes, SOME OF THIS SHIT IS ACTUALLY SAID ON THE FUCKING INTERNET)

Don't fucking read this. You'll just be sparing your brain cells from the stupidity that's about to commence...

You've been warned, now, here it is





Omg hai ^___^ Im (Insert ghey wap name here)-chan and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ TRL <3 and my fav is the anime type threads!!!!! OK so anyways, I'm going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband Sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! SUPAA KAWAII DESU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^


When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^= I looked up and saw SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!


KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPAA SUPAA SUPAA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!! I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!


he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TONGUE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (^O^) (^O^) (^O^)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó) then Sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me!!!!!!!! And guess what!!!!!! He kissed me again!!!!!!! ** \(^O^)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;





This, is for all you japanese faggots out there.

If you say ANYTHING like this IRL, please, do the FUCKING world a favor, and kill yourself. Do the GAME OVER: PRESS R TO TRY AGAIN screen, dammit. Please, you'd be sparing the world of this shit. Please.

God...What the fuck have I created...Oh god...

Help me...

[Ness]

...




BrbSuicide





No,


BrbHorriblefuckingsuicideofamcspazzatron.


-kills self-
x-x


This Was a horrible, Horrible Story. ;.;

[hydroxianchaos]

Please... N-n-n-no m-m-more.... P l e a s e...

[Pyro]

Eh... I have seen many of those stories and am immune to their mind numbing effects now... But the one thing that they do to me EVERY SINGLE TIME. THEY MAKE ME RAGE TOO HARD AND I GO TO THEIR HOUSE AND... I black out. I wake up with their heart, still throbbing, being crushed by my hand, their leg, torn apart, in my mouth, and their terrified stare as they die watching me desecrate their body...
Those weeaboo fags will curse their existence... I am watching, they will fear me. I enjoy eating their souls and roasting their dead bodies. They have no where to run. Their Naruto fantasies will become nightmares as I hunt them through dark alleys. Oh, the hunt is so fun, especially when I am joined by others.

[hydroxianchaos]

I was going to say that's what TD said, but I think I don't want to lose my limbs...

[Razer]

➈_➈


This has taught me something
The American way: :l
The Japanese Fangirl way: -_-

[gloabalgothian]

May 24, 2010 20:35:30 GMT -5 @bloodmeta said:

This took ever inch of my reality and FUCKING CRUSHED IT UNDER A FUCKING STEAMROLLER IN FRONT OF MY EYES, as I (kinda) wrote this. (Yes, SOME OF THIS SHIT IS ACTUALLY SAID ON THE FUCKING INTERNET)

Don't fucking read this. You'll just be sparing your brain cells from the stupidity that's about to commence...

You've been warned, now, here it is





Omg hai ^___^ Im (Insert ghey wap name here)-chan and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ TRL <3 and my fav is the anime type threads!!!!! OK so anyways, I'm going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband Sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! SUPAA KAWAII DESU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^


When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^= I looked up and saw SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!


KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPAA SUPAA SUPAA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!! I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!


he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TONGUE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (^O^) (^O^) (^O^)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó) then Sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me!!!!!!!! And guess what!!!!!! He kissed me again!!!!!!! ** \(^O^)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;





This, is for all you japanese faggots out there.

If you say ANYTHING like this IRL, please, do the FUCKING world a favor, and kill yourself. Do the GAME OVER: PRESS R TO TRY AGAIN screen, dammit. Please, you'd be sparing the world of this shit. Please.

God...What the fuck have I created...Oh god...

Help me...

The story had a awful plot with no real depth any person who takes fan fiction to the next level would have silently exited out of the screen and sent a chain email out to everyone warning them not to waste their time. Our grammar combined is more so complete than this sorry crap job you came upon the misfortune of discovering. If the fangirl were present on this thread she might just get a taste of her own horrible story telling ability. When a fan doesn't take the time to type out how they turly feel about the character it really shows how much respect they have for the writers, cartoonists, voice actors, magna, other fans ect.,

[shadow=red,left,300]Note: My dear little fangirl if your reading this right now please consider what a horrible writing abilitys you turly have! Write in sentences like the ones you see before you if your too stupid please refere to google for father assistance. Search engines display more kindness to the less capiable individual![/shadow]

[Chaosky]

MUST... KILL... FANGIRLS...

[gloabalgothian]

Not all fangirls are bad fans keep an anima alive......but not all manga or anima deserves it!

[blackflame]

i know only two good animes gin and ginga densetu weed its one that is epic

[blackflame]

i want to come on a hunt to my dad has alot of guns an ammo in the back room you know what some one should make a game called noob hunt oh and ness stop eating your epicness before dinner its for when something good happens

[William]

I just read this for the hell of it and my brain froze for a second >.>

[Luna]

Jul 28, 2010 15:36:29 GMT -5 blackflame said:

i know only two good animes gin and ginga densetu weed its one that is epic

Oh yes, those are one of my favorites too~

Ontothetopicnao:

...What is this I don't even