Post by hydroxianchaos on Apr 8, 2010 13:38:19 GMT -5
Hey everyone, I just thought that while the focus on the Tails Doll is quickly losing it's grip on this forum, I will give you a nice little story to remember when many of us actually cared. Unfortunately, I was only that one guest dude who didn't give a crap about making an account. So, without further ado, here is a tale I whipped up (I am also going to put an alternate ending, which actually happened in real life!):
One day, I was at a Game Stop and I was looking for a game, then, out of no where, I found a single game for Game Cube. Sonic Gems Collection. Feeling confident, I used up my ten bucks on me, and bought. Damn clerk had to give me an entire 500 word description on it. So I went home and decided to play it. Strangely, I almost immediately found my game shark. Some thing fishy I say. So I popped it in to find a completely finished copied file of a guy who played it. The description of the file? Ho ho, he said he finished it after playing 100 times. He even said "beware of--", but the description went to an abrupt stop. I chuckled. I am a bit on the side of insanity, so I didn't really cared for any kind of curse. I said, "Heh, I'll even do the curse for that matter." So I played, tagged super sonic and that was it. I sort of just sat there, and was like, "Huh. I guess it was fake." But then I forgot that because of a breakdown at the main electric generator that supplied us power, we shouldn't use too much power. I absolutely love electricity, so I had a lot of lights on, including a plasma globe. Right before the sequence that told me that I have won played, my plasma globe fell, and hit my Game Cube, and, the lights flickered, not before I saw a huge surge come through the power lines, and, if I remembered anything in my science class, is that electrons have a NEGATIVE charge. And all of the power hit my game cube. I knew pretty much the entire city's power hit my game cube, and then, I heard a raspy voice say "finally...." and out came the doll. Then he said,"I can finally gain enough soul power for Dr.Ivo, and finally head home." he then looked at me and said,"And you look perfect for the doctor's completion of the nega-emerald". Then I smiled and said," Hmph. Did you know that his counterpart from another world had a message for you?" He then looked me dead in the eye and said,"Who? That silly disgrace of Robotniks everywhere whose henchmen resemble a drill bot and a rooster?". "Why yes! Do you want me to tell you?" I asked, and he replied "You might as well, for you are going to loose your very soul." I immediately made a VERY crooked smile and said" He saw you in his hideout. And he said words that everyone has hated to hear about for ages. You may say that he caught you..... Snooping as usual. HEE, HEE ,HEEEE!" The second he was able to barely say "That does not compute" I lunged and threw him back into my TV. I grinded my hands together saying,"I am going to have a lot of fun." I then quickly turned on my converter box and changed the channel to channel 5. The Simpsons tree house of horror was on. Then I say Homer bust into the room saying,"HERRRRRRESSS......JOHNNY!!" But all he saw was the tails doll and then homer was just staring at him like WTF? He then said,"Whatever, I'll just kill this freak of nature." And lunged his axe at him. While the doll was running away, I put up my TV guide and found out that Family Guy was on next. I changed the channel to channel 11 on the spot. It was when Peter's dad came home. Peter said,"Whoa dad look! It's a freaking floating Doll! Chris came in and said "AHHH!!! FIRST AN EVIL MONKEY AND NOW A CREEPY DOLL!!! I gotta stop listening to that song creepy doll or I'm gonna loose it." Peter's dad said,"Don't worry fatty, I know how to take on these demon kittys from the depths hell." The Tails Doll then said,"Wait! I WAS ONLY PROGRAMMED TO ACT LIKE A DEMON!!!" But Peter's Dad said "Shaddup ya stupid piece of crap the Devil took a shit from! You ain't fooling anyone!" I never knew that he was a church militant. I turned on my DVD player and then put in "Knowing" and has set it to the part where the Solar flare was about to begin. The Doll was in horror. But before that happened, I gave the doll a chance, and switched it to VCR mode, and played an old episode of the best, original episode of Pokemon. And it was when Ash was about to fight Sabrina. "This is going to be interesting" I said. When the Doll appeared, Sabrina said to her doll,"Is that one of the Pokemon you were playing with, and you turned it into a doll?" She sounded so emotionless, and her Doll said,"No, but I want to play with it!" The Doll shivered in fear as he turned from a mechanical Doll, to a small, hand sized, frozen in place, mini doll. The Sabrina doll grabbed it, and threw it everywhere. Ash's Haunter poked Ash, as if he was asking if he could join Sabrina's doll Ash nodded, and so he went. I couldn't stop laughing. I was absolutely hysterical. I then used this time to get my Sponge bob Square Pants Movie DVD. I popped it in and asked the Doll, "Had enough?". The Doll, which turned back to normal when the Screen went Blue since the VCR tape popped out, roughly nodded. "To bad. You have slaughtered over one million people. Soon you will receive the worst punishment after this. It was now the moment where King Neptune was about to fry Krabs when the Doll was right in front of Krabs, and then came the flaming laser. He then ended up in front of Sponge bob and Patrick, and the Laser hit him, burning him to a crisp. I then said,"Heh, here is the torture that will send you packing!" I had my computer on, so I opened a video. I pulled the burnt, nearly inactive, doll out of the TV, and jammed his face in front of the screen. Do you know what video played? It was about two Lesbians, and, one, single, cup of shit. I then saw his gem crack open. Like if he blew a fuse. I then Grabbed his zipper, unzipped it to release all of the souls, and I then put my eyes in front of his and said,"I bet you had enough now huh?" I heard a faint wimper. I then said,"Hmm... I need to use the bathroom, and you are empty......IDEA FORMED!! YAY!" I unzipped him and shoved his back at my....Hindquarter.....and lets just say that the last thing that you would hear would be a nice,"Ahhhhh, how nice it is to crap all over a burn mechanical carcass.
Alternate ending (Real): One day, I was at a Game Stop and I was looking for a game, then, out of no where, I found a single game for Game Cube. Sonic Gems Collection. But then I saw Shadow the Hedgehog (The game). I thought hard. The prices were the same. I wanted to do the curse bad, but I knew Shadow the Hedgehog was better. Then I found Megaman Network Transmission for $2.99. I was all like, "AWESOME
" And I bought it instead.
TAKE THAT TAILS DOLL, YA BITCH!
You were all probably expecting this from me: "I played sonicr, the tails doll poped out and ate me soul and i am nao ded." That is what I consider the worst TD story ever. EVAR!
One day, I was at a Game Stop and I was looking for a game, then, out of no where, I found a single game for Game Cube. Sonic Gems Collection. Feeling confident, I used up my ten bucks on me, and bought. Damn clerk had to give me an entire 500 word description on it. So I went home and decided to play it. Strangely, I almost immediately found my game shark. Some thing fishy I say. So I popped it in to find a completely finished copied file of a guy who played it. The description of the file? Ho ho, he said he finished it after playing 100 times. He even said "beware of--", but the description went to an abrupt stop. I chuckled. I am a bit on the side of insanity, so I didn't really cared for any kind of curse. I said, "Heh, I'll even do the curse for that matter." So I played, tagged super sonic and that was it. I sort of just sat there, and was like, "Huh. I guess it was fake." But then I forgot that because of a breakdown at the main electric generator that supplied us power, we shouldn't use too much power. I absolutely love electricity, so I had a lot of lights on, including a plasma globe. Right before the sequence that told me that I have won played, my plasma globe fell, and hit my Game Cube, and, the lights flickered, not before I saw a huge surge come through the power lines, and, if I remembered anything in my science class, is that electrons have a NEGATIVE charge. And all of the power hit my game cube. I knew pretty much the entire city's power hit my game cube, and then, I heard a raspy voice say "finally...." and out came the doll. Then he said,"I can finally gain enough soul power for Dr.Ivo, and finally head home." he then looked at me and said,"And you look perfect for the doctor's completion of the nega-emerald". Then I smiled and said," Hmph. Did you know that his counterpart from another world had a message for you?" He then looked me dead in the eye and said,"Who? That silly disgrace of Robotniks everywhere whose henchmen resemble a drill bot and a rooster?". "Why yes! Do you want me to tell you?" I asked, and he replied "You might as well, for you are going to loose your very soul." I immediately made a VERY crooked smile and said" He saw you in his hideout. And he said words that everyone has hated to hear about for ages. You may say that he caught you..... Snooping as usual. HEE, HEE ,HEEEE!" The second he was able to barely say "That does not compute" I lunged and threw him back into my TV. I grinded my hands together saying,"I am going to have a lot of fun." I then quickly turned on my converter box and changed the channel to channel 5. The Simpsons tree house of horror was on. Then I say Homer bust into the room saying,"HERRRRRRESSS......JOHNNY!!" But all he saw was the tails doll and then homer was just staring at him like WTF? He then said,"Whatever, I'll just kill this freak of nature." And lunged his axe at him. While the doll was running away, I put up my TV guide and found out that Family Guy was on next. I changed the channel to channel 11 on the spot. It was when Peter's dad came home. Peter said,"Whoa dad look! It's a freaking floating Doll! Chris came in and said "AHHH!!! FIRST AN EVIL MONKEY AND NOW A CREEPY DOLL!!! I gotta stop listening to that song creepy doll or I'm gonna loose it." Peter's dad said,"Don't worry fatty, I know how to take on these demon kittys from the depths hell." The Tails Doll then said,"Wait! I WAS ONLY PROGRAMMED TO ACT LIKE A DEMON!!!" But Peter's Dad said "Shaddup ya stupid piece of crap the Devil took a shit from! You ain't fooling anyone!" I never knew that he was a church militant. I turned on my DVD player and then put in "Knowing" and has set it to the part where the Solar flare was about to begin. The Doll was in horror. But before that happened, I gave the doll a chance, and switched it to VCR mode, and played an old episode of the best, original episode of Pokemon. And it was when Ash was about to fight Sabrina. "This is going to be interesting" I said. When the Doll appeared, Sabrina said to her doll,"Is that one of the Pokemon you were playing with, and you turned it into a doll?" She sounded so emotionless, and her Doll said,"No, but I want to play with it!" The Doll shivered in fear as he turned from a mechanical Doll, to a small, hand sized, frozen in place, mini doll. The Sabrina doll grabbed it, and threw it everywhere. Ash's Haunter poked Ash, as if he was asking if he could join Sabrina's doll Ash nodded, and so he went. I couldn't stop laughing. I was absolutely hysterical. I then used this time to get my Sponge bob Square Pants Movie DVD. I popped it in and asked the Doll, "Had enough?". The Doll, which turned back to normal when the Screen went Blue since the VCR tape popped out, roughly nodded. "To bad. You have slaughtered over one million people. Soon you will receive the worst punishment after this. It was now the moment where King Neptune was about to fry Krabs when the Doll was right in front of Krabs, and then came the flaming laser. He then ended up in front of Sponge bob and Patrick, and the Laser hit him, burning him to a crisp. I then said,"Heh, here is the torture that will send you packing!" I had my computer on, so I opened a video. I pulled the burnt, nearly inactive, doll out of the TV, and jammed his face in front of the screen. Do you know what video played? It was about two Lesbians, and, one, single, cup of shit. I then saw his gem crack open. Like if he blew a fuse. I then Grabbed his zipper, unzipped it to release all of the souls, and I then put my eyes in front of his and said,"I bet you had enough now huh?" I heard a faint wimper. I then said,"Hmm... I need to use the bathroom, and you are empty......IDEA FORMED!! YAY!" I unzipped him and shoved his back at my....Hindquarter.....and lets just say that the last thing that you would hear would be a nice,"Ahhhhh, how nice it is to crap all over a burn mechanical carcass.
Alternate ending (Real): One day, I was at a Game Stop and I was looking for a game, then, out of no where, I found a single game for Game Cube. Sonic Gems Collection. But then I saw Shadow the Hedgehog (The game). I thought hard. The prices were the same. I wanted to do the curse bad, but I knew Shadow the Hedgehog was better. Then I found Megaman Network Transmission for $2.99. I was all like, "AWESOME
" And I bought it instead.TAKE THAT TAILS DOLL, YA BITCH!
You were all probably expecting this from me: "I played sonicr, the tails doll poped out and ate me soul and i am nao ded." That is what I consider the worst TD story ever. EVAR!
So, what do you think of the story? 1 to 5 please.
