*Gets a larger Sign for the TDRL saying "DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS"*
I SHALL NOW SING A SONG DEDICATED TO TRAPPING THE LAB'S TROLLS!
Oh look what clever Nooblets.
See them flame, watch them Burn.
Oh how I HATE those Nooby Noobies,
Oh they make my Stomach turn.
I've got a little secret, that'll really make them cry.
It's a Nasty kind of magic, from a special kind of guy.
This book is made to order, But it isn't to be read.
Once those Nooblets open up this book, They're Stuck inside instead,
into the most unpleasant place they've ever Seen, The magic Labyrinth of I. M. Meeen!
Very scary and confusing, Destination of my choosing! The magic Labyrinth of I. M. Meeen!